[Verse]
I hope you break your neck
While you're looking up
Up at that pile of shit
You have created
I hope you're getting off
While you're looking on down
On me and on my friends
Oh, I know you hate them

[Chorus]
I don't even know what
What's even cool but
I heard what you said while the door was shut
A free drink is neat but
Honestly, I was an envious green
When you heard me say
Everyone, everyone, everyone is a DJ

[Verse]
Such a pretty faced
Tiny waste of space
Blowing your way
To the front of the line today
So tonight things will be so great
I think you're walking backwards but who am I
Oh, who am I to deliver this advice?
Who am I, who am I?

[Chorus]
I don't even know what
What's even cool but
I heard what you said while the door was shut
A free drink is neat but
Honestly, I was an envious green
When you heard me say
Everyone, everyone, everyone is a DJ

Everyone, everyone, everyone is a DJ

I don't even know what
What's even cool but
I heard what you said while the door was shut
A free drink is neat but
Honestly, I was an envious green
When you heard me say...