[Verse 1]
Bluebirds blow their brains out on my shoulders
While I have long evenings with Steve and Roger
Before I fall asleep I always talk to
My father's Lego skull

[Verse 2]
Last night I had an American feeling
Up at the top of my moving staircase
This is the place where I dream my dreams
This is the place where I dream my dreams

[Pre-Chorus]
I was rocking back and forth
Feeding on the fear, of course
Wonder what I'm gonna do today

[Chorus]
Are these my jets?
I like to mix ladies drinks with my fingers
Are these my jets?

[Verse 3]
Seems like everyday somebody from college
Comes by to tell my his life is in ruins
I like to tell him my stories from college
And how I was so lonely

[Pre-Chorus]
I was rocking back and forth
Feeding on the fear, of course
Wonder what I'm gonna do today

[Chorus]
Are these my jets?
I like to mix ladies drinks with my fingers
Are these my jets?

[Bridge]
Oh no, so sad!
Oh no, so mad!

[Break]
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Walrus dick jewellery for everyone in America!

[Chorus]
Are these my jets?
I like to drink ladies drinks with my fingers
Are these my jets?
Are these my jets?
I like to drink ladies drinks with my gingers
Are these my jets?

[Brigde]
Oh no, so sad!
Oh no, so mad!
Oh no, so sad!
Oh no, so mad!

These are my jets

Esta es la joya que les prometí:
La verga de la morsa
Esta es la joya que les prometí:
La verga de la morsa

[Chorus]
Are these my jets?
Walrus dick jewellery for everyone in America!
Are these my jets?
Walrus dick jewellery for everyone in America!