[Intro]
"Yo, what's going on, what's up?"
"Did you go to McDonalds yet, 'cause I'm lowkey hungry"
Um, no, I'm about to leave GameStop right now, why?"
"Can you get me a McDonald please?"
"Nah I'm picking up this new Kirby game"

[Verse 1: Khalil?]
She sucked me up like she Kirby
She got the power to take me, I'm worthy (I'm thirsty)
I got the juice and you thirsty
You sippin' lean and I'm eating McFlurries (Ice)
Go to the store in a hurry
You done bust down with the 30, no Kirby (Bust down)
I'm in the line to buy Kirby
I'm tryna play, but they doin' me dirty (That's nasty)
When I get home I am thirsting
All on your mom because she tryna burst me (She love me)
See me on Smash you won't burst me
I am not trash, I am deadly like herpes (That's gross)
I am not trash, I'm blowing real fast (Okay)
Try to beat me, so light up the gas (Say less)
You talking trash, you get laid down real fast (Yeah)
Round be so simple, your sis' call me dad (Ooh)
Huh, yeah, I am the best
You talking down on the ref, here's a tech
If I was cappin', they call me the best
But my rhymes are easy, so you can digest (Come test me)
Huh, yeah
Switch up the flow all day
I want the beef from the bait
Kirby suck me, take my powers away (Suck it)
Think that I'm getting a check
I am not famous, I'm just a reject (That's facts)
This your girl, she on my neck
She a vampire, she sucked me to death (She fruity)
I'mma just sit here and chill
I am on top, but no King of the Hill (Ooh)
I look at him, he popping pills
He won the fame off of Dr. Phil (That's crazy)
[Interlude]
"Hello 911?
What's your emergency?"
"Medic, can you call the hospital
I've been beating my dick for 17 hours straight-"
"O-ok, we-"
"And it's on fire!"
"Uh, we have a medic!"
"It's burning! It hurts!"
"We have a medic coming-"
"Help me!"
"Hold up, aye!"

[Verse 2: Lil Boom]
Look
She suck me up, Swiffer Wetjet
She wanna suck me and she ain't even text back (Swag!)
Flexing so hard need a sixpack (Yes)
Choppa go spittin', they don't need no kickback (Ba ba ba ba)
N***as be hating, I'm thanking
I'm regally saving, I rock it like n***as in manga (Huh?)
Then I come back to reality, my shit is trash
So I cannot predict the mantra (Yes)
I got two bitches, one head and one turnip
The head is a singer and 10 is a dancer
I piss in the Rudolf, 'cause I'm not a Prancer (Oh yes)
I'm fucking that bitch, even if she got cancer (God damn)
I hit up the plug and they shipping that boat (Boat)
My good is incredible, bitch like the Hulk (Hulk)
You speaking that bullshit every time that you talk (Talk)
Khalil runnin' Kirby then I'm runnin' Shulk
My dollar fit five, yeah he still in that line
Think he lost her katan', but I don't really mind
'Cause my bitch really fine, and my card don't decline
Well shit, I'mma lie, 'cause it happen sometimes
At the end of the day, that shit do not make me
She took me home and said she wanna date me (Date me)
Bitch get your forehead if you wanna race me (Race me)
I like 3 faces, bitch I'm not racist
I like the green and the blue like I'm Piccolo (Pikolo)
I put my dick in yo bitch on the mistletoe (On the mistletoe)
You got the cape, pull up, you Captain Save-A-Hoe (Yuh)
I got the plug, and his name is called Julio
She suck me up, and then she take my powers (Powers)
You think it's coke, but n***a it is flower (Flower)
I cut this check up for about a hour (A hour)
Cook this shit up like my name was Chowder (Lil Boom!)
[Interlude]
Bruh, I really hope
He doesn't start this next verse with "Shesuckedmeupbababah"
"Ay I said it once, so uh
I might as well say it again"
"Woah, no, please don't do it-"
"Ha, let's get it!"
"Oh my god!"
"I'm sorry, chill cap"

[Verse 3: Khalil?]
She sucked me up like she Kirby (Okay!)
She got the power to take me, I'm worried (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
No hurricane, but I'm flurry
Take his power if he doing me dirty
Skating so fast you can't see me (Zoom)
All of these women wet, I'm not talking Fiji
'Cause we swimmin', and we keeping it PG
Super suck me, future's tryna please me (Wait)
"Wait, we're keeping it PG?"
Kirby come here and just try to defeat me (Okay)
Rocking with Link so you know you can't beat me (Yuh, yuh)
Sucking me up and I'm leaving you cheesy (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
Mozzarella with the cheddar linguine (Ooh)
Got the sauce, now they all wanna be me (Okay)
Disappear, you can call me a Genie
Making plays, like I'm balling on TV (Slack)
[Outro: Khalil?]
Slack, slack
"Ay um, I don't know what to say but
Wow, that's all I have to say
This song is gas
Uh, do me a favor, rewind it, listen to it again
And then, try to find the hidden message, 'cause
You probably didn't hear it
Oh, also, this is the hidden message, so when you hear this DM me
Bye
Next song"