[Intro: Tekyume]
Okay, hello class (Hello!)
I'm Professor Tekyume and I have a very, very special guest for you today
His name is Lil Boom (Wow!)
Everyone say "Hello Lil Boom!" (Hi Lil Boom!)
Okay-okay class, I want everyone to be on their best manners today (Yes sir)
Lil Boom and I will be teaching you how to become rockstars (Yeah!)
Ayy, ayy, ayy
[Chorus: Tekyume & Lil Boom]
This a rockstar party
Got a rockstar shawty
She got a rockstar body
Double my cup but ain't no molly
This a rockstar party
Got a rockstar shawty
She got a rockstar body
Double my cup but ain't no molly (Yeah, yeah, Lil Boom)
[Verse 1: Lil Boom]
You can keep the double cup, I'm sippin' like a fuckin' truck
You bitch said that she wanna fuck, I gotta [?]
All my music trash as fuck
Your bitch got an ass to fuck
Say you gettin' cash but somethin' not addin' up
Glock on my hip in case this city boy actin' up
I ain't talkin' sweet, fuck with me and you get tatted up
You too close to me, I'm the teacher, so back up
Drown in the pussy, n***a, had to swim back up
I just robbed twelve, n***a, had to call back up
I'm so retarded, bitch, I need to need to be on the slow bus
Yo' bitch say she know but she don't really know us
Yo' bitch on my dick, ch-ch-ch-choke 'em
Smokin' on that gas pack, this bitch blowin'
Choppa put a hole in a n***a, like a doughnut
Bitch, I'm finna boot up on these n***as, like I'm Gohan
Grindin' like a mother fuckin' skater with a mohawk
[Verse 2: Tae Retro]
You think that it's funny, play you like a dummy, you walk with the dead, ayy
These n***as, they talk about guns in their raps, get popped in the head, ayy
Your girl comin' over, we play some 2K, she gave me the head, ayy
It's really no wonder that Tae Retro really be stackin' up bread
I feel like a nerd, talk to the hoe and I will not get curved
Yo' girl just hit me, she live in the 'burbs
[?] Skywalker, don't walk on the curb
Sit down and listen, the class is in session
Go to PornHub just to kill my depression
Look at my pockets, I really be flexin'
Look at yo' girl, we really be textin', ayy
Look at the way that a young n***a slide on the beat with no effort, ayy
Shawty a couger but she on the hunt, so I call her a leopard, ayy
Heard that she real, so Tae Retro, honestly I had to test her, ayy
Walk around town with the plans in my house, I feel like I'm Lester
[Verse 3: Tekyume]
She call my phone and I answer like "What's up?"
She's tryna ask if she can ride on my truck
[?] on me they never gon' switch up
I love my dad but he not in the picture
I smashed your girl but I will not go ditch her
I'm smokin' exotic, you smokin' on swishers
She give me that zombie head, just like a clicker
I started small but I'm gettin' bigger
These girls be chasin' me, they all gold diggers
You boy ain't broke, he made one figure
I'm tryna eat healthy, I'm watchin' my figure
These groupies, they bouncin' on me like I'm Tigger
Stay with my team, we got them beams
I am not sour but I'm with the cream
I'm gettin' high but I'm not a fiend
Aight-aight, for real-for real
[Chorus: Tekyume]
This a rockstar party
Got a rockstar shawty
She got a rockstar body
Double my cup but ain't no molly
This a rockstar party
Got a rockstar shawty
She got a rockstar body
Double my cup but ain't no molly, yeah
[Outro: Tekyume]
Okay class, okay-okay
Settle down everyone
I'm very happy with the results
Now everyone say "Thanks Mr. Retro!" (Thanks Mr. Retro!)
And say thanks to Lil Boom (Thanks Lil Boom!)
Everyone say "Goodbye!" (Goodbye!)
(Oh my god, dude, we got to meet Lil Boom and Tae Retro. I know, dude, it's so cool, I can tell me mom. I'm a rockstar!)