The Nostalgia Critic
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[Intro]
You-You-YouTube Poop!

So they're finally here, and about time too
If you know the words, you gotโ€…noโ€…life
Put your handsโ€…together if you wanna put yourโ€…hands together
As we take you through this YouTube Poop!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong is gay!

[Verse 1]
He's the leader of Korea, he's got diarrhea
He's finally back to say "mamma mia!"
His squirt gun can shoot piss
If he squirts ya, it's gonna suck, dude!
He has a funny face, and has no pants
He's the worst member of the Dic fan club!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DD DDD
DDDDDDDDDD k
[Verse 2]
This Kong's got pants, so listen up dudes
She can crush a hobbit to make her soup
She may move slow when she needs to pee
But this Kong, just pissed herself!
If you shoot her, I'll just laugh
Just like this monkey rap, she's got no fans!
Huh!

[Chorus]
Crotch shot

[Verse 3]
He has no face, he has no soul
If you cross him, he'll take ya to hell
He can't stand up when he needs to pee
And this time, he just shot himself
Inflate himself just like Dedede
This crazy Kong is a crazy kong!
Huh!

[Chorus]
KK KKK
KKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKK K

[Verse 4]
He's back again, and He's back again again
And this time, he's... gone?
He can fly real high when he poops himself
With his pistols out, he's after your mum!
He can make you some pie after he get's high
But, Kremlings be trippin 'cause he's super fly!
Huh!
[Chorus: ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜•๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜ค ๐˜Š๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ค]
DQ
๐˜ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ซ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต

[Verse 5]
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of this YouTube Poop!
This Kong's so fat, it's relatively funny
Can make out with Kremlings and make out with Mummy
He can pick up chicks with his coconut gun
Makes Donkey Kong seem so much fun
He may smoke crack; he can't fly
But this Kong's one okay guy!
Huh!

[Skit: ๐˜”๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ ๐˜™๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ]
๐˜Š'๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜‰๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ข๐˜ฏ, ๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ!
๐˜ž๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ-๐˜ž๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ-๐˜ž๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ, ๐˜ ๐˜ด๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜Œ๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ฉ ๐˜Š๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ
๐˜ž๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ, ๐˜ ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ๐˜บ ๐˜ง๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ
๐˜ž๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ, ๐˜ ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ
๐˜ž๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ, ๐˜ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต'๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ

[Outro]
Walmart, pingas, pineapple under the seat!
Grapes, Grapes Grapes Grapes Grapes and Pineapple Pizza
Aww yuck!
Pineapple's great! But it sucks on pizza