The Nostalgia Critic
Waiting for the Point
One, two, three, post it
Ooh, you can't convince me now
Ooh, I'm too far at my side
Goodbye nuance
I never will abide

It's us versus them, I don't even know who us or them are
I just wanna be angry so I can be
(Tweeting)
About those that hate me
(Tweeting)
I need their attention
(Tweeting)
Love me or hate me, just look at me more
(Tweeting)
Whatever side you choose, just don't ever wane
(Tweeting)
Waiting for the point!

Don't fear that you're wrong
Just fight until the end
My friend
All you need to do is bite off something

Don't worry, as long as you don't see me as human
You can hate me all you want
Because, remember, this can never happen to you
I'm bad! You're good!
The more extreme you get, the more happy you'll become!
Now put that person who's face you hate here
And tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet!