The Nostalgia Critic
All the Movie Asks of You
(Tim:)
I have barely known you
For most of the running time

(Beth:)
And yet, I guess that is enough
To go from strange to true love...
But I'm not sure why I like you
You're bland and super white
But still, we were friends as babies
Is that enough?

(Tim:) Well, maybe?

(Beth:) So say you'll never, ever leave

(Tim:)
No, never
Seriously, I am now attached to you

(Beth:)
Even with that crazy stalker Phantom
You'll probably die

(Tim:) Well, yes – I guess that's true
(Beth:) Love me

(Tim and Beth:) The movie says I do