(Chart Guys singing:)
Hyper Fangirl
Fan fiction of the strange
The charts don’t lie
But don’t ask why
They’re just that way

Aren’t you excited at
All the cosplay
Think of all ways
We tolerate you

Hyper Fangirl
There’s nowhere else to go
Cause I mean please
Who has a need for a weirdo?

But if you stay here
You’ll be loved all your days
Be Hyper Fangirl always!

(Hyper Fangirl singing, Chart Guys on backing vocals:)
Hyper Fangirl, yes
I will win his heart
It’s destiny
(Think of the fans)
Critic and me
From the start
(We’ll just ship Boner and Love-Embrace)
I’m so excited
To star in his play
(You’ll star in his play)
I’m Hyper Fangirl
(Be Hyper Fangirl)
Always!