The Nostalgia Critic
"The Adam Sandler Song"
You used to love me when I did SNL
Now you want me to suck c*cks in Hell
There was a time when I made hit after hit
But now my career is slipping into sh*t!
What the hell happened to me?
I used to be the clown prince of comedy
I used to say "They’re all gonna laugh at you!"
And now I'm just praying that you'll laugh at me
You kids don't understand why your parents liked this
But back then my films... uh, were still kinda hit and miss
Happy made you happy but The Waterboy sucked
Zohan was a go, man - but then Little Nicky sucked
Grown Ups made you throw up, while Click made you mostly sick
And Jack & Jill's a cinematic dicing of your d**k
I did a few serious films
You didn’t get them, but you thought I was okay
But I'd rather stick to crappy plots
That were popular in '98
[Spoken:] Tell me if you recognize any of these...