[Verse 1]
Of course, I know it's wrong
Last night, I crossed the line (Ooh-ooh-woo-ooh-ooh)
I know this can't go on
She's at me all the time (Ooh-ooh)

[Pre-Chorus]
The day that girl moved in
There was no savior
How stupid can I be
To sleep with my neighbor?

[Chorus]
So what you gonna do if your girlfriend comes?
Still carry up her shoppin' when the lift don't run?
Fumble in the dark when the lightbulb's gone?
Oh-oh-oh, man, you better run if your girlfriend comes

[Post-Chorus]
She's in the other apartment
How could I be so dumb?
So dumb

[Verse 2]
We'll leave the radio on
And hope she don't listen
I can't stay out too long
Raisin' suspicion
[Pre-Chorus]
She knows a girl like that
Might land in my lap
Without supervision

[Chorus]
So what you gonna do if your girlfriend comes?
Still carry up her shoppin' when the lift don't run?
Fumble in the dark when the lightbulb's gone?
Oh-oh-oh, man, you better run if your girlfriend comes

[Bridge]
So damn dumb
So damn dumb
So damn dumb
So damn dumb

[Chorus]
So what you gonna do if your girlfriend comes?
Still carry up her shoppin' when the lift don't run?
Fumble in the dark when the lightbulb's gone?
Oh-oh-oh, man, you better run if your girlfriend comes

[Outro]
So damn dumb