[Verse 1]
As I walk through the valley where I watch some cringe
I take a look at Tik Tok and realize it's still alive
But that's just perfect for an Person like me
You know, I hate cringy things like Tik Tok
At 4:20 in the morning I'm watch some vids
Fair Use feeds this video and Copyright fights... fool
And I've been singing' and watching' so long that
Even Youtube thinks that this is cringe
I'm a man of this song, I'm into a C. Strike
Got a 0 in my hand and a glen on my eye
But if I finish all of my cringe and you finish yours
Then tonight we're gonna end it like we never miss at all

[Chorus]
We been spending most our lives
Living in a Tik Tok's paradise
I'vе watch cringe once or twice
Living in a Tik Tok's paradisе
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in a Tik Tok's paradise
They send ads at people's cringe
Living in a Tik Tok's paradise

[Verse 2]
A Tik Tok fan kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a fan even if he deserved it
An Person with a 'tube? You know that's unheard of
I never wear shorts but I got a cool channel
And my homies agree I really look good in Youtube... fool
If you come to visit, you'll be cringe to death
We haven't even watch their ads in about 18 months
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
[Pre-Chorus]
There's no cringe, no ads, no Tik Tok
Not a single Fortnite Dance
Like Alexis Saucedo
It's as primitive as can be

[Chorus]
We been spending most our lives
Living in a Tik Tok's paradise

We're just plain and normal guys
Living in a Tik Tok's paradise
There's no time for being Tracer
Living in an Tik Tok's paradise
We don't fight, we all just watch
Living in a Tik Tok's paradise

[Verse 3]
Hitching up the Fair Use, watching lots of cringe
Raised a video Someday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really funny? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as cringy as your app
I'm the kind of guy the little homies wanna be like
On my knees day and night saying praise on the internet
So don't be cringe and don't be bullying
Or else, my brother, I might just have to get 0 star on your app
[Chorus]
We been spending most our lives
Living in a Tik Tok's paradise
This has nothing to do with this
Living in an Tik Tok's paradise
You don't copyright claim us
Living in a Tik Tok's paradise
This song is part of Fair Use
Living in a Tik Tok's paradise

[Outro]
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