[Verse 1: Danny]
If upon that day I die I'm too drunk to walk let alone to drive and I'm kickin' and I'm spittin' like I'm wild and feral won't you take me to heaven in a wheelbarrow

[Chorus: All]
I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow
I'm going to heaven, yes sir
I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow
So won’t you take me there?

[Verse 2: Scott]
Well I met a woman from the wrong side of town who gets me up when I'm going down
She keeps me in line shootin' straight and narrow now she's taking me to heaven in a wheelbarrow

Chorus
I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow
I'm going to heaven, yes sir
I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow so won't you take me there

[Verse 3: Scott]
I met woman with a cold heart
She tried to take me to heaven in a shopping cart
Said "Woman you're putting my soul in peril, I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow"

Chorus
I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow
I'm going to heaven, yes sir
I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow so won't you take me there
Verse A lot of men don't stand so tall. Most of us you know we gotta fall. Some are lookin' life down a shotgun barrel but I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow

Chorus
I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow. I'm going to heaven yessir. I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow so won't you take me there. I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow. I'm going to heaven yessir. I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow so won't you take me there