[Verse 1]
Does your wife
Know you're out
Know you're out
Know you're out
Sleeping with a weather-girl
'Cause it never rains on you

[Verse 2]
Triple A
Backstage pass
Anorexic lass
On your arm
You're the man
You're so cool, you're the man

[Chorus]
But we still love you
Because you give us something to do
Why can't we be as cool as you?

But we still love you
Because you give us something to do
Why can't we be as cool as you?

[Verse 3]
And so you stand out the back
You get a little bit closer every track
So everyone can see you there
You've arrived
I've arrived
You've arrived
[Verse 4]
You're like a tired piece of clingfilm
See through and flimsy
So many cracks
And you're no use to anyone any more

[Chorus]
But we still love you
Beause you give us something to do
And why can't we be as cool as you?

And we still love you
Because you give us something to do
Why can't we be as cool as you?

[Bridge]
You sold your soul
And lie of the land
Laid, try your own
With your little band

But that didn't last
And neither will you
I have faith that you'll fuck up
In everything that you do
I reserve the right
The right to address
How you leave the house is anyone's guess

You're cowering so gently
That's not for me
I'm not like that
Ask Ann Marie

So Mr. Film Star
Hollywood posers
Hollywood foam
But they've relented
And given their dog a bone

[Chorus]
But we still love you
Because you give us something to do
Why can't we be as cool as you?

But we still love you
Because you give us something to do
Why can't we be as cool as you?