[Verse 1]
Ill-informed, miseducated dross
Falls from your face at a rate of knots
I feel sorry for the one who has to share a bed with you
I'd rather be dead than you

[Verse 2]
Well, as per usual, my tongue was firmly in cheek
I'll be dreaming up something different next week
It's for the best if you just switch off
I sound self-important, like a product of one of the three troughs

[Chorus]
No, I wouldn't want that
Gossiping the day away tit for tat
It's not your fault and it's just where you go
But in terms of reward, you reap who you know

[Verse 3]
You're like anorexic vultures on Oldham Street
You build each other up, musical elite
Wasn't invited four years ago
I'm still not, and if I was, I wouldn't show
And don't get me wrong, they do a lovely lunch
It's the muppet clientele, what a bunch a cu—
Passing judgement on things they don't know
How you'd love to walk out and steal the show
[Chorus]
I wouldn't want that, no, I wouldn't want that
Gossiping the day away tit for tat
It's not your fault, it's just where you go
But in terms of reward, you reap who you know

[Bridge]
And please don't think that I'm having a go
Please know that you know that I'm having a go
It's about time that you know

[Chorus]
But you know I wouldn't want that
Gossiping the day away tit for tat
It's not your fault, it's just where you go
In terms of reward, you reap who you know