[Verse 1]
Now she's seeing this extremely well-mannered
Good-looking chap
He's got the tendency to walk around
And kick your face in and that

[Verse 2]
He wears his trainers, some very interesting jeans
Some lovely tops
Only last week did we hear those nasty rumours
About him shoplifting shops

[Chorus]
Well, that's just me and I'm probably biased
And I say, oh no, I'm not one to try her
I hope they're happy and ever after they live
Actually, no, that's rubbish and not one could I give

[Verse 3]
Now, look, listen, it is not like hе's me friend
In fact, I don't hardly know him
But I know him well еnough to tell you, well, his highlights were bad
I mean, they're fucking glowing

[Verse 4]
So I said, "Look, listen, can you please turn away
'Cause me eyes are getting dead sore"
The truth be told between you and me
I just couldn't take anymore
[Chorus]
Well, that's just me and I'm probably biased
And I say, oh no, I'm not one to try her
I hope that they're happy and ever after they live
Actually, no, that's rubbish, not one could I give