Honeymoonin' couple brought in out of the rain
Car broke down, the tire went flat up on the highway
They're never gonna make it
Yes, they'll be here again
Nothing good comes out of the Stadium Inn

There's an old man mumbling to himself by the door
Something-something-something he can't take anymore
I can't quite make it out
And they won't let him in
Sometimes you learn the hard way at the Stadium Inn

Chicken-legged daughter with her mother hen
Double dead-eye daddy with the chin caved in
Misspelled a sweet confession in the bathroom stall
"When I die I hope I get to go haven y'all"
(HAY-VEN)

Sw'desha's got a secret that she's dying to tell
Her own kind of real estate she's willing to sell
But she's making happy people out of married old men
You can see right through the windows of the Stadium Inn

Brokeback Mountain playing on a TV screen
Brokeback reenactment: room two-thirteen
They live the lives they want so let the world come on in
Let 'em see right through the windows of the Stadium Inn
Come one, come all, and watch the world cave in
Right through the windows of the Stadium Inn
Right through the windows of the Stadium Inn
(A-MEN)