[Produced by Madlib]

[Larry Lane]
Good evening ladies and gentlemen this is Larry Lane, welcoming you to the Eighth Players Convention. It's a gala night, it's a little bit of a carnival and a mardi gras wrapped all in one, and we're here to bring it to you from start to the finish

[Sample]
Worldwide

[Carla Thomas]
All over my face and shoulders

[Sample 2]
Ladies and gentlemen, it's the big moment we've all been waiting for: who is the big of the year?
And now ladies and gentlemen, the man of the year: Goldie! Goldie! Goldie! Goldie!