[Intro]
Nah, I don't-uh-I don't put a relationship status up cause I wanna maintain some level of mystery or something, I don't know
But uh, I am single in case you're wondering
And if you aren't, that's fine too

[Verse]
It's complicated with who? Fuck that, I'll be simple
I don't mean to hate or be rude, but I'll pop two like a pimple
Your guy is [?], I'm the guy Ralph Fiennes plays
I could disassemble you dude in like nine ways
He shouts a big game, but in truth he's only seen plays
His output is laughable, autobiographical screenplays
His short film was dull, his talking is more dull
He's a puny earthling, I'm a walking immortal
I'm Hollywood, your boy is out in Glendale
He's a dime-a-dozen, you a dozеn on the ten scale
Your girlfriеnd Ashley said it's cool to make a play for you
So don't take this the wrong way but fuck it in this, I'm gay for you
You make me wanna move to Park Slopes, get a flat above a bagel shop
You give me hope, make me wanna get you pregnant and adopt
Start riding bikes and shit
Finish all your sentences, likes and dislikes and shit
Read to you out of my dollar copy of Nine Stories by J.D
But no love and squalor if that's how you wanna play me