[Intro: Johnny "Guitar" Watson & Junie Morrison & Derf]
La-di-da-da-a, da-a (I like this flavor)
La-da-da-da-di-da-da-a, la-a (La-a, la-a, la-a)
I love this beat so much man
Let me tell you, I'm out here
From a very far away place
All for a chance to be a star
Nowhere seems to be too far

[Verse: Derf]
Ain't no parties in Montreal
Half basement with the thotties, I fucked them all
Fuck y'all, another word, I send you to the hospital
Blow my brains out if in two years I still work at the mall
Look, clearly I can rap, one day I must blow
She beg me to stay another night, baby I must go
Get a bag and drop the down payment on this condo
Balcony, out my sight, sound proof, you out the convo
Dual Wield, mask on, bitch I'm Starlord
Merked Big Mom, shot Black Beard, thеy made me warlord
Drop big bombs over еvery governement building
Hit big bongs, new president they call me jinping
If I see a bad mama out on the streets, Imma
Hit some tricks and penetrate her like like a kendama
She stare at me cause' I'm pretty as a Ken doll
I don't look back cause' my type is Kylie, she more like Kendall
These rappers, to me they barely hold a candle
Y'all make me sick, I need some soup, I need some Campbell's
Need a fix, Need a bump, I ain't talking camel
I wish I was Kanye so on the verse I could just ramble
Scrambling-ing to write these lyrics
Scribbling with the ink til' the song is finished
Scrap the whole thing, I'm my own worst critic
I was spittin' from the jumb, no frog, no ribbit
Call up the clique, hotbox my modified Civic
Smoke, smoke, smoke. smoke, I don't know my limit
Eyes low, couch locked, I need to find a better hobby
Hello bad broad, she look like Margot Robbie
Then she take off her makeup and she look like Dobby
Too much fire, call the department, same quirk as Dabi
Got the whole damn block burning, covered in blue flames
I got my wallet filled to the brim with some blue faces
Got my feet covered in Giannos with some blue laces
Got new beats on the piano, they the new classic
Fanbase and money keep stretching, I need some elastics
Don't waste time, potential or ressources, I don't do plastic
Unless we're talking bout' surgery
Pay for your new ass but I will pass on the Burberry
You ask for more, I gave you all that money for your alimony
Greed is a sin, you might end up in the purgatory
Alas baby, I guess thats just an allegory
Last time they tried me, it ended hella gory
Had to throw him out the window, we were up like twenty stories
Same night I threw a party and I downed like twenty forties
Ay don't touch my shit, I'm still recording
Mix the track same day then I export it
Ain't taking notes but imma post it
Only sticky paper I got, the one I use to roll the chronic
No ad-libs, no double ups, no harmonics
Wouldn't wanna get this shit too cacophonic
But y'all better run this shit up like Sonic
So I can get a new closet, drip like Dasani
Walk out, big tsunami
Fear and loathing in Montreal
Feeling bloated, I ain't hungry at all
I ate the A list, left no crumbs
I'm way too careless, y'all some chumps
I hate to say this, we to crunk
All y'all got casted for the B role
Derf protagnist, I play a key role
Crunchyroll, what I use to watch the new My Hero
Whole kilo, I'm a busy man, I buy it pre rolled
Don;t need yo' silly arguments, no Ben Shapiro
All y'all do is bite my shit, y'all just some seagulls