[Intro]
Uh oh, oh Madlib, here comes Old Willie, watch out! [Skit continues throughout song]

Good evening misters, ladies
Peace praise god a blessing to the race
Speaking of love and peace and god;
U know the bus

[Verse 1: Quasimoto]
Do you mind showing a little Christian kindness to me?
You can ask the Doctor I'm a serious case
It's a medical emergency as you can see
I ain't no addict, who ever heard of a junkie as old as me?
I just want my taste, how about it? no
I ain't no dope addict, who ever heard of a junkie as old as me?

[Verse 2: Madlib & Quasimoto]
My story saddening, believe you me
Just have a little pity
Come on folks, got a little booze for me?
Would you believe that a woman used to belong to me? Yup
How about it please lay a little change on me
Naw? I see, I see

[Verse 3: Quasimoto]
How about a little change, pretty please?
No? Hennessy Incredible Hulk Corona Heineken Bloody Mary Martinis
Grey Goose, Bach or Henny, Bravasier, Ripple, Night-train, Moonshine
Johnny Walker, Champagne, Brandy, Red or White Wine
Do you mind showing a little Christian kindness to me?
I ain't got nothing to hide
You can ask the doctor I'm a serious case
It's a medical emergency as you can see
I ain't no addict, who ever heard of a junkie as old as me?
[Skit Continues]