[Intro]
Haha, haha, haha, haha
Dude, where's my point?
Down the drain, sinus pain

[Chorus]
Big boy burger man, I'm the one who can
Pizza's on the house, Europe's in the can
Japs are all tied up, Aussies on the run
You don't even know, dudes, I am the one
Lies, toots, and smoke
Dude, you're a joke

[Post-Chorus]
But my forehead throbbing, stomach bobbing
It's my job, not a hobby
Call me Gumby, you don't want me
Burgers coming, now, I'm bumming

[Verse]
I can do some time, studio is prime
Budget for the food, sushi's really smooth
Release our demo tapes, the money that it makes
Will never be enough to reconstruct your legs
On your visions, we can choke
Dude, you're a joke
That sound is burning, it's really happening
Deals are churning, the wheels are turning around
You're breaking because I'm making you
I'm not faking, I won't take you for a ride
I'm saying, you guys will get what you want
I'm praying, I'm gonna get a big point
Dude, baby, it's in your mind, 'cause you never had it

[Chorus]
Dude
Big boy burger man, I'm the one who can
Pizza's on the house, Europe's in the can
Japs are all tied up, Aussies on the run
You don't even know, dudes, I am the one
Lies, toots, and smoke
Dude, you're a joke
[Post-Chorus]
Forehead throbbing, stomach bobbing
It's my job, not a hobby
Call me Gumby, you don't want me
Burgers coming, now, I'm bumming

[Outro]
Go screw yourself
Haha, haha, haha, haha
Haha, haha, haha, haha
Yeah