I don't smoke, I don't drink
I don't ever have no fun anymore, you see
I don't lose any sleep
Worrying about the state of economy

Cause the world is turning slowly
I can't find the time to do anything
If the rest are sharing something
I am just a lonely minority

I don't work, I'm a blob
No, I can't wake up
And I won't

I don't cook, I don't clean
I don't have the energy for the scene
And I don't got no car
I don't worry about the price of gasoline

Cause the world is turning slowly
I can't find the time to do nothing
If the rest are sharing something
I am just a lonely minority

I don't work, I'm a blob
No, I can't wake up
And I won't

News is coming on (I'm watchin' 3's company)
I can't get no girls (they don't know how to talk to me)
Get my washing done (been wearing the same clothes for a week)
Yech!

Gotta get up early (set the alarm for 3)
In the afternoon (you'll find me sitting by the T.V.)
I'm really cool (somebody please turn up the heat)

I don't smoke, I don't drink
I don't ever have no fun anymore, you see
I don't lose any sleep
Worrying about the state of economy
The world is turning slowly
I can't find the time to do nothing
If the rest are sharing something
I am just a lonely minority

I don't work, I'm a blob
No, I can't wake up
And I won't