[Verse 1]
I just bought me a great long ticket
I'm gonna use it at 4 P.M
So you can call your secret love
And break the news to him
Oh, I thought your little romance
Was on the strict Q.T
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q
Divorce me C.O.D

[Chorus]
I won't be around
To hear you cry
I'm Texas bound
And by and by
Well, you can reach me down in Dallas
A general delivery
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q
Divorce me C.O.D

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
There's gonna come a day, gal
When you'll be feelin' blue
And you'll find that you can't pay your bills
With a little old I.O.U
Well, this dynamite you're foolin' with
May be T.N.T
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q
Divorce me C.O.D
[Chorus]
No need to fall
Down on your knees
'Cause I know all
My ABC's
Oh well, I ain't no collеge 'fessor
I ain't got no P.H.D
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q
Divorce mе C.O.D