WARREN
Guaranteed income
House with a view

DAVID
Doctors and nurses
Surgery too

WARREN
Everything paid for
And it comes true...

DAVID
When we're sixty-five

WARREN
Ten, twenty, thirty
Then we're forty
Wait 'til we're sixty-five
No need to hurry
Not a worry left
But to keep alive
Not another premium to pay
All we got to do now is play and play
Safe from disaster
No one has to
Take care of ma and pa
All brown and rosy
Living cozy
Down there in Tampa, Fla
If you ever thought you had fun
COMPANY
Thought you had fun

WARREN
At twenty-one

COMPANY
At twenty-one

WARREN AND COMPANY
Wait 'til we're sixty-

WARREN
Five

COMPANY
Ten, twеnty, thirty

WARREN AND COMPANY
Wait, you're turning thirty

DAVID
WAIT

WARREN
Hop, skip to forty
Jump to fifty
Wait 'til we're sixty-fivе
MURIEL
Paid up and grinning

WARREN
Just beginning

WARREN AND MURIEL
Now to become alive

MURIEL
If the children never mature

WARREN AND COMPANY
Hop, skip jump
Just beginning

MURIEL
What the hell
The bonds will

WARREN AND MURIEL
So we're secure

COMPANY
And six
ROGER
Years or seven

COMPANY
Seven

ROGER
Then to Heaven

WOMEN
You first, the records show

PAULA
I get the pension
Not to mention
Blue Cross until I go

MURIEL
If you feel like Catherine the Great

COMPANY
Catherine the Great

MURIEL
At twenty-eight

COMPANY
At twenty-eight
Wait 'til we're sixty-five

DAVID
False teeth at forty
Wig at fifty
New heart at sixty five

COMPANY
At sixty five

DAVID
They'll see you get a
Perfect set of
Parts just to stay alive

COMPANY
We're still alive

WARREN
They'll provide an 18-hole course

DAVID
And they'll even pay for your first divorce

MURIEL
Life will be gala
Every malady all completely paid

DAVID
And we've a plot a
Terra cotta
In which we'll both be laid

ROGER
If the children think you're a bore at 44

MURIEL
Don't sell any AT&T at 23

ALAN
If you wonder how you could chew
When you were 2

WARREN
If you were a little forlorn
When you were born

COMPANY
Just you wait
'Til we're sixty-five!