AARON
So who do you have in mind to set me up with?

CASEY
Well, that depends. What's your type?

AARON
Oh, you know. Nothing too specific, just. I don't know, maybe...

Five foot four with a cream complexion
Hazel eyes you get lost in for days

ALLISON
Chestnut hair halfway down the back
Slender figure with breasts that amaze

AARON
Just the slightest hint of a dimple

ALLISON
Pouty lips with a lily white smile

AARON & ALLISON
Tiny birthmark below the right shoulder...

GABE
...And a manic-depressive, demanding, emasculating
Ball-busting beast from hell