Quadeca
Heskey vs Akinfenwa Rap Battle
[Verse 1: Quadeca (as Akinfenwa)]
I am faster than you, blacker than you
You're a backtracker that's after better attackers than you
You're a disaster, a hacker, I'm the cake and you're the batter
Cut the chit-chatter, what I say doesn't matter? You flatter me
You belong in the trash like a leaky battery
Catastrophe, you're blasphemy, you're mad at me, in reality
You're actually bad, live happily ever after, the
Minute you insult me is one that nobody should havе to see
[Verse 2: Didac (as Heskey)]
Yo, I'm Heskey, I'm deadly, I'm a silvеr, you're a bronze
Your shots are horrible, my shots are like bombs
You're a striker, but you can't dribble the ball
I'm better than you by four overalls
You think that you're strong, all you talk about is strength
I'd tell you you're inferior, but I guess that's common sense
My weak foot is better, so who's stronger now?
Hold up, Heskey's walkin' in- you better start to bow
[Verse 3: Quadeca (as Akinfenwa)]
You haven't had an inform in ages, it amazes
You're well known to be bad, that's the reason that you're famous
You always have been missin', you're the whole definition
Of: "My grandma could've scored that!" You better listen
I'm worth more on the market- to every joke, you're the target
I'm the strongest on FIFA- you're a weakling and I'm the largest
I'm the smartest, an artist, a mansion, and you're an apartment
I've won this rap battle; you're out, red carded!
[Verse 4: Didac (as Heskey)]
I'm a beast, I'm the best, no stress, no contest
Are you comparin' us? Haha, that's too much to digest
Don't you know I'm Heskey? I'm leavin' behind my legacy
I understand your jealousy, but back yourself away from me
I hate to break it to you: I'm better- it's simple
You're the blackhead, yeah, I'm poppin' you like a pimple
I'm the best player to be ever born in Britain
I'm Suarez, you're Chiellini, and you just got bitten