Quadeca
Aubameyang vs Emenike Rap Battle
[Verse 1: Didac (as Aubameyang)]
I'm Pierre-Emerick, at the top like Everest
Beating you is effortless; to you, I'm like an exocrist
I'm a master, faster, hazard, 69 pace backwards
I'm an attacker, hijacker, what's wrong with you? What's the matter?
Are you mad that I'm faster and a way better passer?
Forget the Great Depression, 'cause your card is a disaster
My pace is better by seven, my shots are better by two
Let's do some simple math to provе I'm better than you
[Verse 2: Quadeca (as Emenike)]
KSI evеn said it himself
I'm the best on the game, that means there's nobody else
All of Futhead in unanimous agreement
If you stand with this, can't handle this, from damagin' and beastin'
Too much cannabis if feelin' like you're actually the winner
Man, I'm happily the victor while you magically get thinner
And I'll poke you in your arm, and you'll fall and collapse
Me? I'll get shot five times and keep runnin' fast
[Verse 3: Didac (as Aubameyang)]
How you tryna shit on me when you ain't even potty-trained?
I'm beating you so hard, it's getting called "inhumane"
We both have informs, but you're slow! You're out of shape
I score ten goals for every shot that you take
Pace, passing, shots and dribble; all my stats are better
In what word did you ever think that you could be a treasure
My card is so sick, you're feeling under the weather
One day, you'll be better, and that day is called "never"
[Verse 4: Quadeca (as Emenike)]
You call yourself Aubameyang, but you're just something strange
It's hard to hear your shit when you can't put the ball on the frame
You're so God damn weak! What it that physical?
So typical; I'm the best, and I guess you're the reciprocal
I'm higher-rated, simple as that
Your only strong view point is that you're nimble and fast
But I will dribble right past! Bitch, let's go watch the replay
Look at the man they call the beast: Emenike