[Intro]
Trap, Diesel on the beat
Phew... I get it, I get it
I've already- you've already heard this beat too many times
But you know what? I ju- I just gotta do it

[Verse]
Ask the news media what the fuck they doin'? (Doin')
Love Island news column? That's so fuckin' stupid (Yeah)
Yeah, I make- I make all this music 'cause I love to do it
So I gotta serve you and stir it up, I've got somethin' brewin' (Ooh, ayy)
Let me start with OK! Magazine and your shitty layout (Dumb)
I searched the link up in my browser, nothing really came out (How?)
Yeah, I'm just tryna make some content, and you tryna play 'round
Glitch? Or is this clickbait? Either way, it's not okay now!
Uh, I gotta say now, I'll take a trip to my playground
So I can find eight-year-old kids who can really write better than you, and they ain't gettin' paid now (Woo)
Uh, now we got beef like a steakhouse, writin' like you got some beef with an english class
Go back to your third grade, I'm havin' trouble thinkin' how you even passed (Oh-ho!)
It's not that hard to quote people, just go to your keyboard and copy and paste (Copy and paste)
It's not that hard to replace, quoted Joel with somethin' he did not even say! (Not even say)
Yeah, and y'all just copy each other, I'm havin' trouble tryna find the original
Y'all are so typical, give me my credit before I kill all of you in a row!
Got The Sun, but you ain't shinin' like it's the eclipse (Eclipse)
Everyone in England hates you! Get in the abyss
You wrote "curvy telly star", that's so fuckin' phony (That's lame)
You tryna be respected? Then maybe don't go misquote me
Capital FM, but y'all lowercase (Y'all lowercase)
I hope you get erased, and you know that's no debate (That's no debate, ayy)
This is what Trump shoulda meant when he said "Fake news"
But this is that "this ain't even news in the first place" news! (Ayy)
[Outro]
Yeah, damn, woah, huh, woah, huh
Yeah, huh, woah—