On the sidewalk
Watching dogs walk
Me and them commiserated

Getting unwound
At a discount
Rubber-banded meditating

Huffing paint fumes
In a costume
Down the upward escalator

Digging up shrooms
For the boardroom
Stealing corporate erasers

I’ve gotta rehearse my idea
I’ve gotta rehearse my idea
All my ideas

Everybody with a pulse
Is chewing on my head of course
And everyone who’s not around
Was eaten by the background
Feed me to the background!
Wishy-washy
Wishy-washy
Wishy-washy
Wishy-washy
Wishy-washy
Wishy-washy
Wishy-washy
Wishy-washy
Wishy-washy
Wishy-washy!

Took a load off
In the big top
Plucked a chicken from a feather

Paid all my dues
On a cheap cruise
Headed out to see you never

Psychic warfare
Wearing Software
Sucking on a Now and Later

An amuse-bouche
With a short fuse
Name a better party favor!
I’ve gotta rehearse my idea
I’ve gotta rehearse my idea

Gotta rehearse my idea
Before anybody hears

I’ve gotta rehearse my idea
I’ve gotta rehearse my idea

Gotta rehearse my idea
Before anybody hears

I’ve got an idea, no idea how to do it
Don’t make me do it

Gotta rehearse my idea
Gotta rehearse my idea