Well I woke up next to a 7-11
Trying to buy my one-way ticket to heaven
3,99 for a bottle of fun
Free-99 let's just fucking run
And when I get to the party
At the top of the town
And I just want to drink beer
With my friends around
666 grafitted on the wall
Shit shit shit the cops got called

Cause this house party sucks
And this house party sucks

Take a shot or maybe 52
Cause I get bummed out when I think of you
Call my friends who are unemployed
Pick them up and get destroyed
Walk outside and we calm around
Trying to see if anyone's back in town
Just our luck we find the place
Walk right in and get shit-faced

Cause this house party is fucked
And this house party is fucked
And usually I don't give a fuck
But this house party sucks
And this house party sucks