When I woke up in Waterloo
Holding you know who
Well she was shaking like a fish and I was getting cold
When will we ever learn

So I'll meet him on the streets
He's probably all methed up like me
I got a twenty dollar bill and I got a score
When will I ever learn

I got some Xanax in my shelf
I'll just take it for my health
But when you drink a little whiskey you're a fucking joke
When will I ever learn

And we can make out on this couch
Or we can go back to your house
And either way I'm never gonna let you go
When will I ever learn

And when will I ever learn
When will I ever learn
And when will I learn that I'm just a whore
When will I ever learn

I got some cocaine in my car
You can shove it in your arm
But when you're hyperventilating on your bathroom floor
When will you ever learn