I met you at a party on your street
And your voice got stuck in my head
You're making out with another creep
And you want them in your bed

I'm freaking out 'cause you like to talk
And I'm kinda interested
You're drawing lines on a pizza box
With your American Apparel friend

You woke up and you're on a couch
And you gotta find your car again
You work a lot and you hate your job
And your boss likes to sex offend

He got caught but he payed you off
So you're getting fucked up with him
I guess you're gonna have to figure it out
With your American Apparel friend

[Vocals]