[Verse 1]
I'm a good friend, I'm a bad friend
I will do anything to make you laugh
You're still sleeping with your ex-boyfriend
I don't care, I just wanna make you laugh
It's a classic, full Jurassic
I get paid to sing and you get paid to act
But I don't take those kinds of jobs anymore, no

[Chorus]
And I will buy you all the sand on the beach
The sand on the beach, well
I'm here if you wanna talk
'Cause your man's out of reach
And you only have a week, well
I think that we should get tropical

[Post-Chorus]
Or maybe that's the alcohol
Or maybe it's the White Claw

[Verse 2]
I was hooking up with your best friend
But I was thinking 'bout you the entire time
I was packing beak with your brother
2020 was such a waste of timе
I got hooked on molly
And then I probably
Went way too hard and way too fast
Straight whiskеy in a coffee
And a tamale
Well, I'm sorry, I got nothing fucking left
[Chorus]
I will buy you all the sand on the beach
The sand on the beach, well
I'm here if you wanna talk
'Cause your man's out of reach
And you only have a week, well
I think that we should get tropical

[Post-Chorus]
Or maybe it's the alcohol
Or maybe it's the White Claw

[Chorus]
Sand on the beach
The sand on the beach, well
I'm here if you wanna talk
'Cause your man's out of reach
Yeah, you only have a week, well
I think that we should get tropical

[Post-Chorus]
Or maybe it's the White Claw
Or maybe it's the alcohol