I guess it's something in my brain 
I need whiskey to ease the pain 
But it's early in the morning 
And I'm feeling bad again

But if you ever loved me 
You'll go easy on me now 
Fix me up a cup of coffee 
And in a while I'll come around

I think I spent the dog-food money 
But you’ll love me just the same 
And if you really love me baby 
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain

It's a shame when morning hurts 
I've seen bad and I've seen worse 
It's just the nature of my being 
I took some money from your purse

And that Frenchman likes to party 
And I know he's not to blame 
But the way you're looking at me baby 
I just can't help but feel the shame

I think I spent the dog food money 
But you’ll love me just the same 
And if you really love me baby 
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain
And if you really love me baby 
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain