I got a nudge
From the judge
And he said
I'm not gonna budge

Well, excuse me, officer!

I got a nudge
From my chick
And she said
You make me sick!

Well, excuse me, officer!

Woo
Yeah
Woo woo woo

I got a nudge
From all my buds
And they sat me down in a big circle and said
Dude, we love you, but you're seriously fucking up big time

Well, excuse me, officers!

Aah
Oww
Bleah
I got a nudge
From the judge
But I'm not
Gonna budge

Well, excuse me, officer!
Well, excuse me, officer!