[Verse 1]
I got a nudge
From the judge
And he said
"I'm not gonna budge"

[Refrain]
Well, excuse me, officer
*Siren*

[Verse 2]
I got a nudge
From my chick
And she said
"You make me sick"

[Refrain]
Well, excuse me, officer

[Chorus]
Woo
Yeah
Woo woo woo

[Interlude]
[Verse 3]
I got a nudge
From all my buds
And they sat me down in a big circle and said
"Dude, we love you, but you're seriously fucking up big time"

[Refrain]
Well, excuse me, officers

[Interlude]

[Chorus]
Ah
Ow
Blech

[Verse 4]
I got a nudge
From the judge
But I'm not
Gonna budge

[Refrain]
Well, excuse me, officer
Well, excuse me, officer