Tyler, The Creator
Oldie Freestyle
[Intro]
Don't even, n***a, bro, that's exactly why I said that sen-
As soon as I saw the fuckin thumbnail for
Ready for your- don't-
...Ugh! Woo (The Original)

[Verse]
I went to therapy and I'm still toxic
Alter ego said "Don't embarrass me" and I still dropped it
Would you please stop with comparing me to these pill-poppers?
We were playing tag, you got caught, and you still not it
I just wanna be Zedaya's side n***a
Uber driver talking too much, just drive, n***a
Yeah, you the n***a to someone, just not my n***a
I'ma put the work in tomorrow, pie in the sky n***as
Okay, well, fantastic, I'm not lacking passion
I'ma make it happen, I've imagined far more than a dragon
Lately, I've been thinking maybe I don't understand fashion
N***as say "No homo" and then roll up with their pants sagging
I'ma start a band and name it "Wagon"
Y'all can hop up on the dick, there's plenty room, my shit be dragging
If I go out with a fit, I'm outfitted with a bad one
That just wants to pop my zits and rub her tits when I'm smashing
Ayy, I exaggerate a bit, the best sex I ever had was wit' a six
The realest love I ever was from my mother
You'll never meet her and she won't know you exist
But she's a really nice lady that I miss
She's probably gonna listen to this, so let me say something
Like taking a shit is really just your butt cheeks crying
I hope she cringed, I mean I know that she did
She'll never say it I'm the favorite and the last of her kids
I'm only rapping to get my hairline back
I need enough money to go Turkey, it's like 3K for the surgery
I went bald, lost the glasses, felt nerdy
Feelin' like the world don't deserve me, I was just a little bit too early
Swung birdie, and y'all ain't on par since a n***a turned thirty
Looking like Morpheus with a prophecy
Or like Odysseus in the Odyssey
Odd to me, bothering, how these n***as be copying
All of the swallowing, just to look like a sloppy me, me
You've been whiling, Coyote, I hope you eating your broccoli
I'm this dope 'cause I got to be
This beat dropped the soap, so I had to beat- ehahaha!
[Outro]
Ooh!
Fuck, I'm so good
Yeah