[Intro: Grinch, Tyler the Creator and the Narrator ]
Why?
For fifty-three years I've put up with it, how?
I must stop Megamix from coming!
But how?

Then, he got a idea
A wonderful, awful, idea (That's ice on 'em, I)
(That's ice on 'em, I)
(That's ice on 'em, I)
(That's ice on 'em, I)
I know just what to do! (That's ice on 'em, I)
(That's ice on 'em, I)
(That's ice on 'em, I)

[Verse 1: Tyler the Creator]
25, 25, 25, 25
25 days in a month
25 days ain't enough where I don't give a—(wait a minute!)
25 days got the lock with the chain at the door
Don't knock, no gifts over here
I don't smell nothing in the air
You can take that over there and I don't really care
Tell your homeboy in the red suit to chill
Before I ban him from Who-ville
I ain't playing with you
[Outro: Fletcher Jones and Tyler the Creator]
11 days coming up boy
(Ice on, 'em)
25 ain't enough, yeah
(Ice on, 'em)
I just hope you have a Merry Christmas, yeah
(Ice on, 'em)
Jingle Bells, can you hear them bells
(Ice on, 'em)