[Verse 1]
I am the Grinch, Cindy Lou who?
I live in Who-ville, who are you?
I got a dog, his name is Max
Coffee in my cup, that is a fact
I was in snow, ain't need a coat
Max with the sled, off with their head
I don't like love, I don't like fun
When I'm around, Christmas is done

[Chorus]
I am the Grinch
(Hey, how you doing, you scum? It's a pleasure to meet you)
I am the Grinch
(I'm here to ruin your day, this will end in defeat)
I am the Grinch
(I get to ridin' and ridin' and ridin' around)
I am the Grinch
(That's what they call me when they talk about me around the town)

[Verse 2]
Turn my lights on
How the fuck you quiet with the mic on?
I don't get anxiety, you Sam Bowie-ass
I just get my Mike on
Y'all said I wouldn't go nowhere, I took the detour
When you see the someone in the crack right by the seashore?
When you see them brand new le Fleurs on the floor?
If the cops ask my name, bitch, I am the Grinch
[Interlude]
Yuh, ayo
Yeah, yeah
Let's go, let's go, I ain't playin' around
Red nose, red nose, all y'all is clowns
Turning it up, well, shit, I'm tearing it down
Hard to believe in God when there ain't no mirrors around
What's up?

[Bridge]
Uh-huh, ayo
Uh-huh
Yeah, yo
25, 25, 25, 25
25 days in a month
25 days ain't enough where I don't give a—(wait a minute!)
25 days got the lock with the chain at the door
Don't knock, no gifts over here

[Verse 3]
I don't smell nothing in the air
You can take that over there and I don't really care
Tell your homeboy in the red suit to chill
Before I ban him from Who-ville
I ain't playing with you
No, I ain't playing with you

[Chorus]
I am the Grinch
(Hey, how you doing, you scum? It's a pleasure to meet you)
I am the Grinch
(I'm here to ruin your day, this will end in defeat)
I am the Grinch
(I get to ridin' and ridin' and ridin' around)
I am the Grinch
(That's what they call me when they talk about me around the town)

[Outro]
That's me! (That's ice on 'em, I)
Hello (That's ice on 'em, I)
I'm guilty (That's ice on 'em, I)
Yeah, yeah (That's ice on 'em, I)
At your service (That's ice on 'em, I)
Nice to meet you (That's ice on 'em, I)
Okay (That's ice on 'em, I)
You're so problematic (That's ice on 'em, I)