[Verse 1]
She were lying in the bathroom
I was banging on the door
She was crying in a puddle
On the laminate floor
I was screaming out "let me in
You've had too much gin
You better come out or I'm kicking it in"
The door unlocked, my heart stops
I throw-ow-ow, she says

[Chorus]
Don't just stand, don't just stand there
Don't just stand there, do something
Don't just stand, don't just stand there
Don't just stand there, do something
Do something

[Verse 2]
The 24-hour garage
And it's in my hand
As a telephone it's average
But it's worth a grand
A gang of youths
Start throwing abuse
Your money or your Nikes, do I have to choose?
All pride lost, stood in my socks
I fro-o-oze and I thought...
[Chorus]
Don't just stand, don't just stand there
Don't just stand there, do something
Don't just stand, don't just stand there
Don't just stand there, do something
Do something

[Bridge]
It would be useful if you knew
That everything you say and do
Potentially could change tomorrow
And if you're all still sleeping there
Without the power without a care
Don't mention me when your alarm goes, yeah

[Verse 3]
Life is just a beer garden
A sunny afternoon
There's always one drunk hardman
Singing out of tune
A plastic chair flies through the air
The lager tops go everywhere
The jukebox clicks, the record sticks
And we fro-o-oze, everybody sang...

[Chorus]
Don't just stand, don't just stand there
Don't just stand there, do something
Don't just stand, don't just stand there
Don't just stand there, do something
[Bridge]
It would be useful if you knew
That everything you say and do
Potentially could change tomorrow
And if you're all still sleeping there
Without the power without a care
Don't mention me when your alarm goes
Off