[Verse 1]
Time on your own that'll never end
You've completed the internet and called all your friends
Now you're taking advice from a band named Kaiser
Covering your body in hand sanitiser

[Refrain 1]
It don't matter to me
'Cause all that I wanted to be
Was a million miles from here
Somewhere unfamiliar
Ooh!

[Verse 2]
Thursday clapping for the NHS staff
Then the weekend sitting in the park spreading pathogens
Running round Lidl like an Andrex puppy
Banana bread, baked potato, mango chutney

[Refrain 2]
It don't matter to me
'Cause all that I wanted to be
Was dancing around with Joe Wicks
Dressing gown and glow sticks
Ooh!
[Chorus]
Oh my god I can't believe it
I've never spent this much time at home
And oh my god I can't believe it
I've never spent this much time at home
And oh my god I can't believe it
I've never spent this much time at home
And oh my god I can't believe it
I've never spent this much time at home

[Verse 3]
Netflix better than an antibiotic
Growing out my hair like Joe Exotic
Get locked down I'll get right back up again
Come out singing like a showy Hugh Jackman

[Refrain 3]
It don't matter to me
'Cause all that I wanted to be
Was sitting on social media
Away from your bacteria
Ooh!

[Chorus]
Oh my god I can't believe it
I've never spent this much time at home
And oh my god I can't believe it
I've never spent this much time at home
And oh my god I can't believe it
I've never spent this much time at home
And oh my god I can't believe it
I've never spent this much time at home
[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
Ooooooooh!
Oh my god I can't believe it
I've never spent this much time at home
And oh my god I can't believe it
I've never spent this much time at home
And oh my god I can't believe it
I've never spent this much time at home
And oh my god I can't believe it
I've never spent this much time at home