J. Cole
LONDON Remix
(Whoop woo)
I'm in London, I like to go shop at the mall (Yeah)
Jersey Boy (Oh you know I had to get on this)
Shop at the store, shop in the—, ah, ah (Yeah)
Jersey (They been known me across the pond)
BIA BIA (Excelsior!)

[Verse 1: Jersey Boy]
She said I’m like the ocean 'cause she wanna ride the wave
I’m out in London like Austin Powers ello shawty you better behave
I know you heard that before
I be in shit you never seen it before
I rock shit you can’t get at the store
She give me Top Boy said it’s my pleasure my lord
Yachts down Thames no ferry
She smell my fragrance that’s Burberry (Ah)
I’m from the ends where it can get scary
Mandem think they nice bruv spare me
Bloke you want smoke come find me
Ain’t a UK artist but I can get grimey
Perfect timing, Rolex no Breitling
Diamonds on my neck just made 'em say blimey!
UK whippin a Bentley Bentayga
Might just go kick it with John Boyega
I’m eurosteppin’ through pressure
Arsenal more than the metric system can measure
+44 on the mobile
Underground king still hoppin' over turnstiles
Marble floor flows I’m versatile
In the district Oxford with the textiles
Kick game Wembley
I don’t give a F even when I’m in Fendi
In Selfridges I’m spendin’ plenty
Thought I was done quite the contrary
All these chaps are simpletons
I have no equivalent
Rock tennis chains in Wimbledon
My name ring bells like Bridgerton (Haha cheerio)
(Why yes indeed!)
When you speak to me bitch watch your manners
I ain’t no square but I’m up in Flannels
This BBC got her wet like the English Channel (Damn)
Birds tryna get the Earl Grey, I’m tryna get the Hermes
I never forfeit, mate I’m a purist
Had to take a EuroTrip but I’m not a tourist

[Verse 2: BIA]
Wearing designer, I'm in the future
I got a future, I'm in a new truck
I'm in the booth, yeah, drinkin' kombucha (Boom, boom, boom, boom)
Singin' with Smiley, speak of me highly
Tryna go Kylie, I woke up finally, suffer in silence, wakin' up violent
Checkin' the finance, choosin' the finest
That's the environment, I'm 'bout to time it (Rrrah)
I bought a Timex, AP, ooh, I'm checkin' my timin', ooh (Ah, ah)
Cleanin' my watch, cleanin' the top (Ah, ah, ah)
Gettin' my job, I got a job (Rrrah)
Kickin', kickin', kickin', drop man (Cash)
Nike, Nike, very good check, they like me (Cash)
Mans tell me he like me, he wanna fuck me, very likely (Yes, haha)
Can't even honor it, man (I think that's true, I think that's true)
BIA, BIA, yeah

[Chorus: BIA]
I'm in London, I like to go and shop at the mall
Shop at the Prada, shop at the store
Shop in the tropics, stop at Dior (Ah, ah)
Louis Vuitton cover my toes
Throw on my trousers, look at my bricks
These are my tennis, look at my shoes (Look at my shoes)
Chrome Heart socks in sandals
Mans outside in Crocs in shambles (Damn)
Please quick talk, no ramble
Soon as they send their bread, I cancel, ooh (Ah, ah)
I like to tango, twistin' and tangle, testin' the angles (Rrah)
They absolutely adore me in London
Up in the bank though, I got the same goals
You with the same hoes, I like the bankroll (Uh)
[Verse 3: J. Cole]
Plane just landed, Heathrow, hop off the G4 standard
We see a opp, it's G-code, we blow his top, now he's volcanic
Please don't panic over my lingo, both of my feet so planted
Gold weddin' ring on my finger, but yet I'm still killin' 'em singlehanded
Drum on the gun like I'm Ringo
I'm in this bitch with no chain like I'm Django
We from the ends where they know that they can't go
She go both ways so I'm tastin' the rainbow (Ha)
Yummy, they got no more bread, they're crummy
The same way that Melo was starin' at Rih is the way that I stare at the money
I'm ready to risk it all if I lift it, bet I won't miss it, you a statistic
Thought shit was sweet 'til we popped up and popped off the top of your mystic
I go ballistic
Hopped out the drop, got the drop on an opp, now I'm opportunistic
I like to shop in the District
Coppin' this, coppin' that, I'm proper capitalistic, uh
Dreamer, Dreamer runnin' the game in my signature trainers
Balenciaga for joggers, I might just wear Crocs at the O2 arena
Splendid, got no limits, should have a tank on my pendant
Blokes goin' broke tryna keep up with Cole, but I make it back soon as I spend it
Maybach tinted, "'Scuse me, sir, but ain't that rented?"
I'm offended, straight cash for my Benzes, we don't pay back interest
Aim at fences when I swing, pay respects and kiss my ring
Even Elizabeth said I'm king, haha (Well he's bloody well right, isn't he? Haha)
Why would I choose between this one or that one
When I know that I can have both?
I laugh at these rappers for cappin'
I guess T.I.P ain't the only one out here with jokes
Mans don't want smoke
I just don't understand
I don't even think they should be allowed to breathe the same air as him if you asked me
[Outro: BIA]
I'm in London, I like to go and shop at the mall
Shop at the Prada, shop at the store
Shop in the tropics, stop at Dior (Ah)