The Fable of a Fredfish, overheard

He was shot through the head
So he rolled up dead
And devotion said
"Oh, uh, how d'you do, bloke?"
But it really didn't matter
'Cause they both could hear the patter
Yes, of tiny feet, you know

I hope you feel okay
The moon is full today
I can hear you calling
A thousand miles away

And it feels like morning
And the sun is shining
If it's today tomorrow
There'll be no time for sorrow
You find that you always knew
The things to do

I hate to split today
I'm sorry I can't stay
The magic pipe is calling
A thousand miles away
And if you keep on faking
With a love that's always breaking
You'll find there'll be no telling
The spells that you'll be spelling
You find that you always knew
The things to do

People think you're funny
If you don't have no money
But if you're [?]
[?]

I hate to split today
I'm sorry I can't stay
The magic pipe is calling
A thousand miles away