O ! Rtf girl
Are you stone?
Let me be your china gnome
Play me on your gramophone
And bury me in your garden

Not today thanks
Mister Long Shanks
I have other fish to fry
To fry
To fry
To fry
Fry

O mother don't do it again
O mother don't do it again
O mother don't do it again
O mother don't do it again
O mother don't do it again
O mother don't do it again
O mother don't do it again
O mother don't do it again

The man in the parlour
The man in the parlour
The man in the parlour
The man in the parlour
You know what he's after
You know what he's after
You know what he's after
You know what he's after

Bum bum titty bum pompidou
How's your father and mind how you go

O mother don't do it again
O mother don't do it again
O mother don't do it again
O mother don't do it again

The man in the parlour
The man in the parlour
The man in the parlour
The man in the parlour

You know what he's after
You know what he's after
You know what he's after
You know what he's after

Bum bum titty bum pompidou
How's your father and mind how you go
Now is tomorrow afternoon
There is only you and I and the world
I am the dream
That gets into your bed
The night shadow that loves you
Makes love with you
I am your knee
A name shouted at the railway station
The voice that calls you
The candle drips your name
I am your fantasy
And you are the world