[Verse 1]
I stepped out of my shower and looked in the mirror at my body
Why, there was a time they said I look like a Greek god
But that physique that was once eye candy
Has become a big eye sore
And I just don't look good naked anymore

[Verse 2]
I went down to see my doctor for my annual physical exam
Standing there in the booth, when he said "Damn!"
I said: "What is it, doc? Some fatal disease?
Man, I need to know the score"
He said: "No, you just don't look good naked anymore"

[Bridge]
Now, me and Mona had a dancing style
The folks said was unique
Now it's only when we'rе back to back
That were dancin' cheek to cheek

[Verse 3]
I went down to a nudе beach for some seaside fun
Laying there all natural, soaking up the sun
When someone yelled "There's an old white whale
Washed up on the shore!"
I guess I just don't look good naked anymore
Maybe I never did, but I sure don't look good naked anymore