[Verse 1]
Woman, you get me so worked up
I can feel my heart rate surge
And you say I should take a cold shower
When I have an uncontrollable urge
Well, you should know as long as you say "no"
You got the cleanest man in town
'Cause I've been takin' them cold showers
And I'll tell you just what I found

[Chorus]
Cold showers won't put out the flame of love
In a cold shower, well, it's your body I'm thinkin' of
And I'm so wrinkled that I look like a prune
There's four feet of water in my bathroom
I'm going down the drain, if you don't soon
A cold shower won't do

[Verse 2]
Well, my water bill's up to 700 dollars
And I've scrubbed my old skin raw
I've had more water pour over my head
Than Noah probably ever saw
My tiles are wearin' out, my hair is fallin' out
My hands are permanent blue
But a heart full of hope, and my ears full of soap
I can't stop thinking of you
[Bridge]
In that cold water splatter, my teeth start to shatter
And the lust is never gone
Every time I turn around, you're turnin' me down
And I'm turnin' that water on

[Verse 3]
Now, based on personal research
That cold water theory ain't true
It's just some old wife's tale
Them old wives never did know you

[Chorus]
And cold showers won't put out the flame of love
In a cold shower, well, it's your body I'm thinkin' of
I'm so wrinkled that I look like a prune
There's four feet of water in my bathroom
I'm going down the drain, if you don't soon
A cold shower won't do

[Outro]
All day I face a romantic waste
But don't need a taste of water
And a cold shower won't do