[Verse 1]
This morning over coffee she looked at me and said:
Lately, while you're sleeping, something weird goes thru your head
You toss and turn and tumble, and you mumble to someone
Well, I don't know what you're dreamin', but it sounds like lots of fun

[Chorus]
Oh, who do you do what to in your dreams?
What have you got up your pajama sleeve?
Are the rendez-vous you keep more exciting in your sleep?
Oh, who do you do what to in your dreams?

[Verse 2]
It's not that you have spoken any name that I have heard
Sometimes you just flail your arms like some big giant bird
Last night you said "more, honey" and then just stopped right there
Well, did you dream of Sharon Stone or was it Yogi Bear?

[Chorus]
Oh, who do you do what to in your dreams?
What have you got up your pajama sleeve?
Are the rendez-vous you keep more exciting in your sleep?
Oh, who do you do what to in your dreams?

[Verse 3]
Well, you used to watch the Late Show, now you go to bed at 8
Once we made love until the dawn, and now you're sleepin' late
Siestas after lunch time, and a cat nap after six
And in your sleep you used to snore, now you smack your lips
[Chorus]
Oh, who do you do what to in your dreams?
What have you got up your pajama sleeve?
Are the rendez-vous you keep more exciting in your sleep?
Oh, who do you do what to in your dreams? [whistling]
Oh, who do you do what to in your dreams?