[intro: Gerry O'Driscoll]
"There is no dark side in the moon really
Matter of fact, it's all dark"
*heartbeat*
*ticking clocks*
*clinking coins, a ringing cash register, tearing paper, a clicking counting machine and other items in a rhythmic pattern*

[Spoken: Chris Adamson, Gerry O'Driscoll, Peter Watts & Clare Torry]
I've been mad for years, absolutely years
Been over the edge for yonks
Been working with bands so long, I think crikey
I've always been mad
I know I've been mad like the most of us have
Very hard to explain why you're mad
Even if you're not mad
*laughter*
Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!