[Intro]
*heartbeat*
*applause*
*ticking clocks*
*clinking coins, a ringing cash register, tearing paper, a clicking counting machine and other items*

[Spoken: Chris Adamson, Gerry O'Driscoll, Peter Watts & Clare Torry]
I've been mad for fucking years
Absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks
Been working with bands so long I think, crikey

I've been mad for fucking years
Absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks
Been working with bands so long I think, crikey

I've been mad for fucking years
Absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks
Been working with bands so long I think, crikey

I've always been mad, I know I've been mad
Like the most of us have
Very hard to explain why you're mad
Even if you're not mad
*laughter*

Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!