[Dr. Scratchansniff]
Wake up! It's late!
It's twenty minutes after eight
Everyone get up; it's time to go
Up and at 'em now
Come on; shake a leg
Have some juice and scrambled egg
On the floor and out the door;
Let's get on our way!

[Dot, Yakko, Dr. Scratchansniff]
Hey, watch out!
What's the matter?
You almost knocked me off the ladder!
No I didn't
Yes you did; I almost fell!
Don't exaggerate
I'm not!
Yeah, right...
Are you trying to pick a fight?
Will you get out of my face?!
Well, you're always in my space!
Hey get off each other's case
Because we're trying to get along!

[Wakko]
I want pancakes
Or a waffle
This tastes awful
Is that all we've got?
Can't find my clothes
And I need to blow my nose
And my socks are full holes
And my shoelace has a knot
[Dot, Yakko, Dr. Scratchansniff]
That's my toothbrush!
No it's not!
Well, it's sitting in my slot
No it isn't; this is mine and that one's yours
Well, you're standing in my way!
Yeah, that's tough
Alright now that's enough
Everybody get your stuff
Because we're going out the door!

[Dr. Scratchansniff]
Every time we get into the car
It's so much work
It takes us twenty minutes
While you're driving me berserk
With your playing und your jumping
Und your running all about
When I finally get you inside
You always lock me out!

[Dot, Yakko, Dr. Scratchansniff]
I'm mad, I'm mad
I'm really, really, really mad;
You poked me with your elbow in my side!
No I didn't!
Yes you did!
Nuh-uh!
You did
And I'm just a little kid!
You're lying; don't deny it!
Oh, I'm gonna hit you!
Yeah, just try it!
Will both of you be quiet?
'Cause we're driving in a car!
Ow, he hit me!
Ow, she bit me!
He said he's gonna "get me"!
No I didn't!
Yes you did!
Alright that's it; now I forbid
Either one of you to say another word!

[Wakko]
Are we there yet?
I'm tired
I'm hungry
How far?
My nose is snotty
Need to move my body
Gotta use the potty
Better stop the car!

[Dot, Yakko, Dr. Scratchansniff]
Stop it!
No, you stop it!
Why can't you both just drop it?
Well, he started it
Oh, yeah, I'm really sure, uh-huh
Na-ah
Uh-uh
It's your fault!
No it's not;
Your leg is in my spot!
Yakko you be quiet
Und that goes for you too, Dot!
[Dr. Scratchansniff]
Every time we take a trip
It's always just the same
With the fighting und the biting
Und the calling all those names
Then there's pushing und there's shoving
Und there's scratching on the neck
When we finally get to where we're going
Everyone's a wreck!

[Yakko, Wakko and Dot]
Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak!

[Dot, Yakko, Dr. Scratchansniff, (Wakko)]
I'm mad, I'm mad (Are we there yet?)
I'm really, really, really mad! (I'm tired...)
You poked me with your elbow in my side! (I'm hungry...)
No I didn't! (How far?)
Yes, you did, you did! (My nose is snotty)
And I'm just a little kid! (Need to move my body)
Will both of you be quiet 'cause we're driving in a car! (Got to use the potty; better stop the car!)

[Dr. Scratchansniff, Yakko, Dot, Wakko]
We're here, we're here
Doesn't anybody want to give a cheer?
You mean this is where we're all gonna spend the day?
At the circus?!
Hey, guys, look! They got rides!
Now you're satisfied?
Alright, everyone inside
And let's have some fun, okay?

[Yakko, Wakko and Dot]
Yay!!!

[Dot, Yakko, Dr. Scratchansniff]
I'm glad, I'm glad
What a really great time we had
Did you see those lions and those tigers
Weren't they neat?
Are you happy now?
We are; thanks a lot
I'm sorry that we fought
From now on I'll get along
That's alright, Dot; I was wrong
Ah that's nice, now come along
Let's all get in the car

You can take the seat you like
You're always so gallant
Ah, thank you, Dot, but ladies first
You take the seat you want
Everybody's happy now
We've had a real good day
Und now it's time to go back home
So let's be on our way!

[Outro: Dot, Yakko]
You hit me!
No I didn't!
Yes you did. Stop it!
No, you stop it!
Move your leg!
No, you move your leg!
You started it!
No I didn't, you did!
No I didn't, you did
Started what?
You always start it!
Don't you cross that line!
You're not the boss of me!
This is where the line is, right here!
Oh yeah? Since when? Get out of my face! I'm the boss here!
Dr Scratchansniff, she started it!