Wakko: (Spoken) Hey Let's get some ice cream

Dot: How 'bout this one?
Pistachio Almond Fruit Fudge Buttterscotch Delight

Yakko: Ingredients
Zinc Trisodium Aspartate
Sorbitol, and Bisulfate
Oxide, Beta Carotene
Lactic Acid, Caro Bean
(music begins)

Yakko: Grade-A milk emulsified
Malto-dextrin alkalide
Silicon deoxylite
Lots of sugar...
W+D : Hey, all right!
Yakko: Calcified synthetic salt
Artificial barley malt
Glycerine and aspartate
Folic acid
Wakko: That tastes great!

YW+D : Monosodium glutamate
Dehydrated calceinate
Soybean oil, butter fat
Caramel center
Wakko: I'll eat that!
YW+D : Hooray for sugar, 'cause we love it
Chocolate chips; we want more of it
Cakes and ice cream; watch us shove it
Down our throats real fast

Yakko: Here's a candy bar, you tried it?
Wakko: Hey, let's all see what's inside it

Yakko: Gelatinized triglycerin
Phosphate, soybean, lecithin
Deoxylite tri-silicon
Dipped in chocolate
W+D : Bring it on!
Yakko: Citrus enzymes, BHT
Powdered milk
Dot : Sounds good to me!
Yakko: Baking soda, carob gum
Carbohydrates
W+D : Yummy yum!

YW+D : Monosodium glutamate
Zinc disodium algenate
Wholegrain flour, yeast and fat
Wakko: Time to eat it; I'll do that

YW+D : We like sweets a lot
But they make your insides rot
So remember it's your body
And the only one you've got!